The Samoan government should take action to protect its people by informing them of the risks involved in consuming too much fats, especially in large batches and washed down with beer. It should also encourage US poultry producers to consider better channels for disposing of millions of tails. POTUS just 'pardoned' the Thanksgiving turkey in Washington, and US turkey producers need to consider the welfare of Samoans who overindulge in turkey tails. For more, see the Charter for Permanent Peace and Development. §1.9 §1.10 §5.1 §6.1 §6.10